Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of...– Winston Churchill
Expo line back home...
Me: Mom, I need crest whitestrips.
Mom: Bakit? [Tagalog to English translation: "why?"]
Me: Look at my teeth! They're yellow and nasty. Actually don't look at them.
Mom: Grace... if a man loves you, he wouldn't care if your teeth are black.
Me: ...I just want them because my teeth are yellow, not because I want a man.